This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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