Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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