Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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