Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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