pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
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Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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