in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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