Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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