Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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