Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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