that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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