You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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Goodbee
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize