I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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