So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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