Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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