i just had sex bonerless
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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