Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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