How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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