No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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Just high enough for therapy.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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