When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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