It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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