Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm getting married
To pizza
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I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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