Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
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dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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