Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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