I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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