6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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