I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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