p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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