Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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