Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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