Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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