DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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