yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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