"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I need a burrito and a hug.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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