you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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