well you can't waste a boner
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
He did a backflip because drugs
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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