she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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