I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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