it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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