Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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