If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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