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what?
penguin condom
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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