Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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