I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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