there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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