They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Come back. Shots need mouths.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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