haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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