last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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