yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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