It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
it's not cheating when I paid for it
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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