Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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